Country pursuits

After boarding my 'copywriting cruiseliner' I set sail for the Cotswolds on a sea of Grazias. So what's to do when you're washed up and waiting to make your escape from the country?

You're where? Career shutdown... ldn is a £57 daily return no-go Zone. Who knew?
Desert queen... a cupcake empire. Or not?
Bicester bashing... how the Barbour brigade shop
Gym bunny... from zero to zumba - how exile, country-style, can save satsuma thighs
Pre-menstrual studies... The tension's getting longer, the cycle scarily shorter.
Am I acidic? My live-in ex and blood doctor, Errol Denton, would surely agree. Hello PH diet and daily pints of green water. Tasty.

The coffee table was awash with news
from a faraway land, er London.